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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:20

What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

When a dog smells another dog’s poo or wee, do they then remember that scent for when they smell it again, or even further know which dog they are smelling if they know the dog?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No

A View to a Kill

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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Moonraker

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What is the significance of Pete Rose, the all-time hits leader in Major League Baseball, who just passed away?

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Live and Let Die

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”