What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:20

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
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Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
A View to a Kill
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Live and Let Die
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Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”